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Real men end up in my office for 30-45 minutes straight being yelled at like I'm some 80s police chief.
You're a itchy trigger finger, and I swear to God I'll have your ssh keys on my desk if you push to production again. Now get out... and don't let the door hit you on your ass on your way out!