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Test environments are for wimps! (lemmy.world)

submitted 22 hours ago by cm0002 to c/[email protected]

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[–] taanegl 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Real men end up in my office for 30-45 minutes straight being yelled at like I'm some 80s police chief.

You're a itchy trigger finger, and I swear to God I'll have your ssh keys on my desk if you push to production again. Now get out... and don't let the door hit you on your ass on your way out!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Then there's my boss who's like just merge it and we'll figure it out. I'm constantly asking him if we should maybe do some user testing, or for the love of God set up a staging environment.

I have to test the everloving fuck out of everything I do but cause I know it isn't going to get reviewed or tested by anyone but me. I guess that's why he keeps doing it, because very little actually breaks anything but it's definitely giving me more grey hair lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

How... how do you work like that.