this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I mean, nobody wants to pull out with the unspeakable on their unit.

That smell is an immediate mood-killer πŸ˜…

[–] SpaceNoodle 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle -4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

DOLT

Edit: we all already did on this blessed day

[–] Tilgare 1 points 1 week ago

Ken M love obligates me to unbury you from downvotes.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There’s nothing wrong with a little corn on the knob.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I don't understand anal at all. It hurts and there's poop.

The drag queen Vanjie says she uses a teaspoon of mouthwash to douche with. O.o.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It hurts and there's poop.

Only if you do it wrong.

That's like saying "I don't understand baking at all. It hurts like hell when you pull that burning hot sheet out of the oven!"

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to have sex is not appealing to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Maybe put mittens on before you pull out the hot sheet?

[–] FauxLiving 3 points 1 week ago

No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to bake is not appealing to me.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 2 points 1 week ago

Well, it's not necessary for everyone. That's cool. You do you, friend.

[–] BangelaQuirkel 9 points 1 week ago

It’s a forbidden fruit. Sadly it’s Durian

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Good prep can prevent both those things but yeah it's a whole event. I've never been particularly into it but I've had partners that love it. Just another way to get it on with someone