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[–] BonesOfTheMoon 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I don't understand anal at all. It hurts and there's poop.

The drag queen Vanjie says she uses a teaspoon of mouthwash to douche with. O.o.

[–] BangelaQuirkel 9 points 1 week ago

It’s a forbidden fruit. Sadly it’s Durian

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It hurts and there's poop.

Only if you do it wrong.

That's like saying "I don't understand baking at all. It hurts like hell when you pull that burning hot sheet out of the oven!"

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to have sex is not appealing to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Maybe put mittens on before you pull out the hot sheet?

[–] FauxLiving 3 points 1 week ago

No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to bake is not appealing to me.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 2 points 1 week ago

Well, it's not necessary for everyone. That's cool. You do you, friend.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Good prep can prevent both those things but yeah it's a whole event. I've never been particularly into it but I've had partners that love it. Just another way to get it on with someone