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Florida woman arrested with drugs in bag labeled 'Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs', deputies say
(www.fox35orlando.com)
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They need a "bag totally full of drugs" that contained assorted baking ingredients. One bag is too obvious, you need decoy bag. /s
We were tripping balls in college and playing with flour filled balloons. I guess jumping rooftop-to-rooftop got the cops called.
Cops made us turn out our pockets and found my buddy with his flour balloon, about creamed himself.
"What's this?! HUH?!?"
Spitting in his face: "It's FLOUR you fucking PIG!"
Off to jail.
They let the rest of us go, laughing about the drug lab making gravy with that guy's "heroin".
I actually snuck drugs through an airport once. The trick is to put it in a used tampon shell, in a ziplock full of used tampons.
What a normal thing to carry around
The trick is to put it in a prescription bottle