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Florida woman arrested with drugs in bag labeled 'Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs', deputies say (www.fox35orlando.com)

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And yes, you have heard this story before. But this one is just for the ladies.

https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2024/10/officers-seize-bag-with-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs-printed-on-it-and-it-was-full-of-drugs-police-bureau-says.html

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[–] shalafi 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

We were tripping balls in college and playing with flour filled balloons. I guess jumping rooftop-to-rooftop got the cops called.

Cops made us turn out our pockets and found my buddy with his flour balloon, about creamed himself.

"What's this?! HUH?!?"

Spitting in his face: "It's FLOUR you fucking PIG!"

Off to jail.

They let the rest of us go, laughing about the drug lab making gravy with that guy's "heroin".