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[–] morgan_423 51 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I just find it adorable how they are constantly regurgitating various blocks of quasi-legalese word salad and they think that it actually means something.

[–] AA5B 4 points 19 hours ago

This one started out as a misunderstanding - while they were seriously mistaken about reality, you could still see them being sane. Then, wtf, take those kids for their safety

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And they spend hours "studying" their nonsense, and when they come up for air to ask a question because none of it makes sense, of course, the other sovcits just tell them they need to study. It's a game of chicken really.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

the other sovcits just tell them they need to study

do yOuR own ReSeArCh!

[–] ch00f 6 points 1 day ago

This has to be the first time I've seen a sovcit use the made up legalese against themselves.

[–] halcyoncmdr 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair, Legalese reads like magic to the average person already.

Might as well try to make your own incantations from those same magic words.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

That's actually pretty close to the truth. They're LARPing their simulacra of legal speak.

They also treat some words as spells. As if the utterance alone creates an effect on reality.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

As if the utterance alone creates an effect on reality.

I mean, the law has radically different effects based on the interpretation of a comma.

If sovcits ever manage to get one of their own elected as a judge, their utterances will, indeed, have a tangible effect on reality.