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Almost 50,000-euro compensation payout for Spanish man whose erection lasted more than 30 hours | Sur in English (www.surinenglish.com)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] Blumpkinhead 76 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Man, jokes aside, having a 30 hour erection must have been really hard.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

🥁 🥁 📀

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Thank you everyone for coming to the show .....@Blumpkinhead will be here again tomorrow night when we'll be featuring chain saw juggling mad man One Arm Jimmy and his three legged dancing poodle.

[–] FuglyDuck 9 points 3 days ago

Of course they delayed. Dude was a giant dick.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Yeah. Really hard. Not dicking around. That probably really took balls.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I wouldn’t fuck around with it for sure. Pretty stiff situation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

At first I thought it was only that. But reading the whole story, 55k seems like very little compensation for all the trouble.