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Joe Rogan Nods Along As Mel Gibson Claims His Friends Were Cured of Stage 4 Cancer By by ivermectin, fenbendazole (another animal dewormer), and methylene blue (a fabric dye) (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's like these people got trolled by 4chan and believed every single word they said.

[–] Duamerthrax 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait. Can we solve this by sending Joe and Mel a crystal growing guide?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Maybe convince them that they can get pure cat pee and mix that with bleach to create chloramine.

When inhaled, it can cure them of any respiratory illness. Permanently!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The government is hiding the fact that homemade bath salts and huffing spray paint kills most cancer patients.

[–] skeezix 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have some green food coloring in the pantry. Will that help with hemoroids?

[–] Valmond 1 points 3 hours ago

Who knows what big pharma hides from us, gotta try it now!!

[–] TheRealKuni 10 points 1 day ago

I can confirm it will not. All it will do is leak a bit and then you spend years trying to figure out which specific spice has a bit of food coloring on the bottom because every now and then you find a green circle on the counter.