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Joe Rogan Nods Along As Mel Gibson Claims His Friends Were Cured of Stage 4 Cancer By by ivermectin, fenbendazole (another animal dewormer), and methylene blue (a fabric dye) (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] Duamerthrax 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait. Can we solve this by sending Joe and Mel a crystal growing guide?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Maybe convince them that they can get pure cat pee and mix that with bleach to create chloramine.

When inhaled, it can cure them of any respiratory illness. Permanently!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The government is hiding the fact that homemade bath salts and huffing spray paint kills most cancer patients.