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[–] expatriado 120 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

this one could go troll or dumbass, hard to tell

[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Probably started as a troll and picked up by dumbasses. Like the Flat Earth Society.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I wonder if the Finland conspiracy has any genuine believers yet...

[–] NegativeInf 17 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I thought it was Belgium?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This kinda makes me feel old.

The version I heard I thought it was New Zealand... 😝

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

New Zealand doesn't exist. Show me New Zealand on a map

(this joke works because New Zealand is left off of a stupid number of maps)

[–] DrSleepless 4 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, it’s not Iceland?

[–] Mr_Fish 3 points 2 weeks ago

I've also heard it's Australia

[–] jaybone 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But then where do the waffles come from? And the chocolates? And diamonds?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

All those things come from Bielefeld !

You have been lied to your whole life !

[–] jaybone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok, you convinced me. Where do I sign up?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Uhhh...

That's a great great question..

"Where is Bielefeld ?"

We know that it exists. But where ?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Bielefeld? The football club from Armenia? 😉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Where does black metal come from?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Finland?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Mostly Norway, Sweden, and (to a lesser extent) Denmark.

Also from a profound sense of alienation combined with a tendency towards macabre flamboyancy and just subjective stylistic preferences of expression, I guess 🤷

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hate to be this guy, but it's Norway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ahchchcually USA has by far the most metal bands, but yeah Finland leads the per capita list by far.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That sounds like something a Finn would say.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

So Finns do exist, other than Belgian people

[–] VindictiveJudge 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Careful, that word's really offensive in most parts of the galaxy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Except in serious screenplays, of course.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I once won the Rory Award for The Most Gratuitous Use of that word in a Serious Screenplay, you know.. Then someone stole it, of course..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure it was Idaho

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What conspiracy?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

That what does not exist? I have no idea what you're talking about.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

what a lame copy of the Bielefeld-Conspiracy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I went there for a visit, and they just toured me the east side of Tallinn as if I was an idiot

[–] M137 11 points 2 weeks ago

It's fucking impossible to know nowadays, it has even gone into "this is so crazy that it can't be a troll" territory. I'm at a loss of words almost daily from the level of idiocy and ignorance that infects every damn comment section everywhere. The bar for most stupid imaginable is racing lower and lower every damn second, and it's already WAY beyond what should be possible.