this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2025
1210 points (97.8% liked)

Science Memes

11523 readers
2896 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.

Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
1210
Water (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
143 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] MagnyusG 25 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Most people have more balls than there are stars in our solar system.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait, are you counting ovaries?

[–] phobiac 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

The average human has somewhere between 1.1 and 1.4 testicles.

Late edit: I was not sober when I wrote this and I definitely did the math wrong.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

How are you averaging the humans? Or are you averaging testicles?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Considering 50% of the population doesn't have testicles, the average being over 1 indicates that there are a few million people with 3 testicles.

[–] SkunkWorkz 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

But there are also many men with one or zero probably more than people with three so it should probably net to less then 1 average. Unless you count prosthetic testis in the total.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you're counting prosthetics, then there could be one guy really bringing up the average.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Testicles Georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[–] YarHarSuperstar 5 points 5 days ago

Is this because of intersex conditions or something? Or just a number you pulled out of your ~~ass~~ balls?

[–] shalafi 3 points 5 days ago

Good friend of mine has 3. One is apparently tiny, but it's there. That man would fuck a snake if you hold it's head. Horniest man I ever met.

[–] atomicorange 2 points 4 days ago

c/theydidthemathincorrectly

[–] then_three_more 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not Hitler though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I have a dog, so I'm bringing up the average. We've got (dog-sare) tennis balls galore!