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Sausage, beans, eggs, and toast (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by dominiquec to c/foodporn

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[–] adam_y 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That... Is the feeblest looking breakfast I've seen in a long time.

Underdone toast. Technically just bread.

Cherry tomatoes, a whole one and a half of them.

Something brown that may or may not be sausage but has clearly been pre-cut as if you are feeding it to a toddler.

And why does it all look as if it is sliding off the plate like it has been hung on a wall?

I don't mean to kink shame, but if this is your food porn you need to seek counselling.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I feel that is just bread? Perhaps they don’t like toast like me, it makes the roof of my mouth sore.

There are 4 halves of cherry tomatoes in that image, so two whole ones.

Maybe they cut the sausage up as they’re one of those freaks that likes to overcook them and they wanted burnt edges; I don’t condone, but I can reason why.

I can’t justify this breakfast though, but the eggs look nice.

Edit: I’m an idiot OP said it’s toast. I’m shook.

[–] adam_y 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Thanks for the corrections.

I can't believe I fucked up so badly that I missed half a cherry tomato.

But yeah, if they say that is toast, who am I to disagree?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I think the cook needs the CEO treatment if they’re saying that’s toast.