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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

"Come out with your hands up or we send in the dildos!"

Suddenly the kidnappers realised they'd brought guns to a dildo fight and surrendered.