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[–] MintyFresh 27 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Fuck I miss smoking. If there's a heaven it will be well stocked with Marlboro reds and quality coffee.

[–] randomdeadguy 45 points 1 day ago

Smoking will bring heaven closerrr

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

You might try Allen Carr's easyway book, it's meant to make you give up in a way that you don't even want to smoke anymore, rather than fighting the urge. I'm a non smoker so I can't give my personal experience on it. But it was recommended by some former smokers on the ukcasual community. I bought a used copy for a colleague, but I don't work there anymore, so I'll try to catch up with him sometime and find out how he went with it. I'm currently reading Carr's other book, The Nicotine Conspiracy, and I'm finding it very interesting. (I have an ebook copy of his easyway book if you want it).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

This book was how I finally managed to quit smoking well over a decade ago.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

In Islam, Heaven is supposed to have rivers of wine (that are not harmful). I bet that extends to all drugs/shrooms/whatever as well

[–] MintyFresh 1 points 10 hours ago

Heaven! Where heroine Tuesday blends seamlessly into crack pipe Friday!

[–] Bosht 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I miss how cigarettes used to taste man. I'm not sure if it's because they're loaded with additives now or what but all cigarettes taste like shit to me. So even if I wanted to pay the ludicrous price for them, it's still not worth it for me.

[–] roguetrick 42 points 1 day ago

They taste like shit when you don't smoke.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago
[–] robocall 3 points 22 hours ago

Interesting. I miss vaping bananas and cream vape juice. And peach, and mixed berries.