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North Korean soldiers deployed to Russia have never experienced Internet before and are gorging on pornography https://www.newsweek.com/north-korean-troops-russia-ukraine-war-gorging-pornography-1981960
I don't understand how that's related.
If you don't watch porn or havent in recent years, you may need it explained to you, as I needed to look this one up myself a while ago.
"Step-sibling stuck in washing machine" is a popular trend lately as a scenario for the plot of some porn films. That is what this meme is referencing.
I watch plenty of porn. Apparently just not that porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxnJcZvuRK8
It would probably help if you tried to elaborate on your confusion lol. I have no idea where this meme is failing to get across.
I don't know what the stuck in the laundry machine thing is about.
Go to a porn site and look up “washing machine”. It’s very common in mainstream porn these days, along with an irritating level of “step mom” and “step sibling”. It tells a tale of incest and basically sexual assault where a family member gets “stuck” in furniture or an appliance with their butt sticking out.
TIL ...
Men have the strangest fantasies in porn.
Good on you, you're innocent, incredibly so
Edit: But for a genuine answer, getting stuck in washing machines is an infamous part of porn "plots"
I don't see that kind of porn because I like it to be much more.... Well, more. And I don't want a plot.