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[–] hperrin 156 points 1 day ago (39 children)

This is not biblically accurate. She should be naked, since she doesn’t yet have knowledge of good and evil, and god considers nudity evil, because he is a prude. But also he didn’t clothe Adam and Eve, cause he’s a perv.

[–] stupidcasey 6 points 1 day ago (15 children)

To be fair they also didn’t have genitals since they can’t Fuck, so maybe they literally have nothing to be ashamed of.

Unrelated but they also shouldn’t have belly buttons because they weren’t born.

[–] scrion 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't think that interpretation, i. e. the absent genitals, is canon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

today's kids have the wildest headcanons smh

I still ship mary and god tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Get this: there's some people who think it's canon that the serpent is Satan. Just connecting up two characters from different parts of the writing completely at random.

[–] GreenKnight23 13 points 1 day ago

so NOW we're drawing the line?

[–] stupidcasey -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] rayquetzalcoatl 5 points 1 day ago
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