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Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All (thehardtimes.net)

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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her 15th birthday party after ending his bid for Attorney General, sources who attend Rickards High School confirm.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I cannot wait for them to take over Infowars

[–] davidgro 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This one is a different satire newspaper, but yeah.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

This one can take over breitbart or oan.