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[–] Diplomjodler3 37 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Aren't Java and JavaScript the same anyway?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 52 minutes ago (1 children)

Yeah. And Vim and VSCode are one product, as well, if configured correctly.

And why is the Ubuntu logo even on here?!

I joke!I'm joking. I'm a fully indoctrinated member of the cult of Debian. I'm actually one of the eleven people who care that there are differences between Debian an Ubuntu. And I have a shirt that expresses how much I hate Snaps.

[–] Diplomjodler3 2 points 35 minutes ago (2 children)

But I bet you don't have even a shirt that condemns systemd, you casual!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago

Lol. That's true. I couldn't find one in my size.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 minutes ago

It reads "go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I'd say C# and Java are the same 🥶🥶🙏🙏

[–] [email protected] 75 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 39 minutes ago

I once told my boss that when I advertised as being a java dev when he was wondering why I was having a hard time with JS. He still didn't get it and thought one was a subset of the other. I had to explain to him that you don't drive your carpet to work, they are infact different and only share some letters in common.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[–] Im_old 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

No. JavaScript doesn't have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.

[–] kameecoding 1 points 39 minutes ago

Kotlin is much closer to Typescript than Java.

But typescript is not real OO, it's a meta language trying to make javascript useable, so basically typescript isn't like anything.