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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago (3 children)

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[–] Ziglin 2 points 3 hours ago

Except the car has no abs and the road is made of ice.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[–] Im_old 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I'm sure he'll clean the rug.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

that's clever!