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[โ€“] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Christmas is religion yes, but Santa doesn't really have anything to do with religion other than being on Christmas right?

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Santa is a stand-in for Jesus... for children. They're both magical beings that can perform miracles and have similar methods: Both Santa and Jesus have naughty lists and forms of punishment that come later; much later (both are equivalent lengths of time to a child though ๐Ÿคฃ). Both bring "gifts". Both have traditional appearances. Both have followers that wear silly hats and strange clothes. But most importantly...

Both are imaginary.

If you believe in Santa as an adult you're ridiculed. If you believe in Jesus as an adult you're just labeled, "Christian". Yet the fact that nearly every child eventually finds out Santa isn't real is quite disturbing to a lot of Christians. After all, if they could stop believing in Santa--who is so similar to Jesus in every way--then they could stop believing in Jesus.

[โ€“] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You have to start off believing the little lies like the Hogfather before you can believe in the big lies like justice

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You mean turtles don't hold the world?

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