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[–] Myxomatosis 107 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

I wish someone would do the right thing by strapping Elon to a rocket and launching it directly into the sun. The world needs a lot less billionaires.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (4 children)

People say this all the time and it’s nonsense. The amount of delta V required is too large. Just launch them far enough to leave earth’s orbit and after that who cares? Russell’s Teapot becomes Russell’s Billionaire and everything goes back to normal.

[–] Grimy 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you take the rocket and let it sink into the ocean, you don't even need fuel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yea just put all of them on a submarine. It's a method that has already been proven to work, along with guillotines!

[–] kautau 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I don’t want aliens finding his dna in billions of years and reviving him. Probably the meanest thing we could do to another species is giving them fifth element version of elon

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Thankfully there's nothing particularly special about Elons DNA and so whatever they produce from it will be an especially sub-par human.

Elon, like Trump, are cut from the same cloth: family wealth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Oh my god! Elon is Zorg! How did I never see that?!

[–] mojofrododojo 5 points 1 month ago

Elon is wish.com Zorg.

I'd say the zorg from amazon but apparently that's a different asshole

[–] kautau 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mojofrododojo 3 points 1 month ago

and was pretty charming. much more natural and human than elon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The way he wields that stupid flamethrower around employees and such is SO Zorg!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Exactly. You'd need 28.9km/s of Delta V to get something from the earth to the sun, because your starting velocity is the 107000km/h of the earth and you have to slow down that much.
Instead it takes only 2.9km/s to send Musk to mars and make him fullfil his promise of humans on mars by 2024 (well, he won't arrive this year as the trip takes 8 months, but we could forgive him that)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Go high enough and he either dies of cold or lack of oxygen.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't launch it into the sun. There's a perfectly good Mar a Lago down in Florida.

[–] Myxomatosis 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why have the hurricanes avoided that place? Why can’t one good thing happen?

[–] disguy_ovahea 5 points 1 month ago

The Florida panhandle in the northeast gets the most hurricane activity by far. This is primarily due to the AMOC moving northeast from the Gulf of Mexico, creating a cooler pocket of turbulence on Florida’s east coast.

I guess the one good thing that will come from Trump’s acceleration of climate change will be when the AMOC breaks down, Mar-A-Lago will be unplayable soon after. Unfortunately, the UK will also lose most of its arable land, so it’s not really a great trade-off.

[–] VantaBrandon 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Grandpa Joe has an itchy drone strike finger

Supreme burritos ruled hes King, so... you know, go for it Jack

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Dark Brandon's Final Showdown.

[–] infectoid 6 points 1 month ago

My head canon. Remember when Elon launched a Tesla into space and there was a space suit in the drivers seat. He was in the suit.

The lizard people saw him as a liability and replaced him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Too difficult. Much easier to send someone out of orbit than into the sun.

[–] Valmond 6 points 1 month ago

Into the sun is too classy, and expensive IMO.

[–] VantaBrandon 5 points 1 month ago

Lets crowdfund it

[–] random_character_a 3 points 1 month ago

Sun is actually hard to reach. You need NASA. I'm sure their happy to help.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Well, wishes achieve nothing