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[–] VantaBrandon 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I also don't tip

Because I don't go to restaurants with servers

I vote with my wallet that the whole concept is stupid, I hate paying 20% for someone to be fake nice and move food 10 feet

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

This is the way. By going but not tipping you're just fucking over the server, not the business. To hurt the business' bottom line you have to not go. Or dine and dash, but that then fucks the server harder while also affecting the business.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What about dine and dash, while leaving a cash tip?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

9/10 chance that goes to cover part of your bill and the waiter gets fucked, but if you could guarantee they pocket it that'd work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hmm, maybe slip it to them when asking for the bill?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sure, that might work, or give it to them up front (protip btw, you want GREAT service? Frontload that tip, your server will break the law for you if you do that lol).

[–] captainlezbian 3 points 1 month ago

That’ll get them fired for looking like they conspired with you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not exactly legal, but a lot of places will charge the server for a done and dash.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Hmm, what about fake checks? Surely there's an angle here where the server isn't punished, I don't go to jail, and the restaurant takes a hit.

[–] Agent641 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They should be replaced with automated mechanical food shuttles. I would tip those.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] scutiger 15 points 1 month ago

How else do you plan to knock them over?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)