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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

What about dine and dash, while leaving a cash tip?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 47 minutes ago (1 children)

It's not exactly legal, but a lot of places will charge the server for a done and dash.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 39 minutes ago

Hmm, what about fake checks? Surely there's an angle here where the server isn't punished, I don't go to jail, and the restaurant takes a hit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

9/10 chance that goes to cover part of your bill and the waiter gets fucked, but if you could guarantee they pocket it that'd work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Hmm, maybe slip it to them when asking for the bill?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Sure, that might work, or give it to them up front (protip btw, you want GREAT service? Frontload that tip, your server will break the law for you if you do that lol).

[–] captainlezbian 1 points 2 hours ago

That’ll get them fired for looking like they conspired with you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

There's a good chance the restaurant will take it all since they were "owed".