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Anon doesn't tip (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 16 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

9/10 chance that goes to cover part of your bill and the waiter gets fucked, but if you could guarantee they pocket it that'd work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Hmm, maybe slip it to them when asking for the bill?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Sure, that might work, or give it to them up front (protip btw, you want GREAT service? Frontload that tip, your server will break the law for you if you do that lol).

[–] captainlezbian 1 points 1 hour ago

That’ll get them fired for looking like they conspired with you