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[–] hOrni 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Didn't knew a "key bump" was a thing.

[–] aaaa 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I kept thinking "bump key" which is a tool for bypassing locks

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah, it unlocks your ability to talk nonstop for hours on end all night, and then have a huge poop the next day.

[–] jaybone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You also have to chain smoke every single last cigarette in existence.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone 4 points 1 month ago

I have to have like 2 packs on me. And if someone starts bumming i start to have an anxiety attack and I’ll be like “LOL dude we are not gonna make it through the night!”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Makes a "serviceable" scoop and reduces the amount of paraphernalia on your person.

[–] teft 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In places where cocaine is more pure it’s a thing. A small amount will get you zooted so there really isn’t a reason to do lines.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

People at festivals do it all the time, ain't got no time to lay lines

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Watch Die Hard.