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I kept thinking "bump key" which is a tool for bypassing locks
Yeah, it unlocks your ability to talk nonstop for hours on end all night, and then have a huge poop the next day.
You also have to chain smoke every single last cigarette in existence.
Yet another bonus
I have to have like 2 packs on me. And if someone starts bumming i start to have an anxiety attack and I’ll be like “LOL dude we are not gonna make it through the night!”