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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] TragicNotCute 104 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I found this particularly funny. It wasn’t like a funny accidental thing. Dude was trying to mate with the bird.

In September 2004, Walnut arrived at NZCBI’s Virginia campus, where scientists regularly breed cranes that have behavioral or physical limitations by using assisted reproduction techniques, including artificial insemination. By observing and mimicking how NZCBI’s male white-naped cranes interacted with their mates during breeding season, bird keeper Chris Crowe gained Walnut’s elusive trust. He pair-bonded with her by flapping his arms in a manner similar to the species’ unison dance, offered her nesting materials and brought her food. Once she was receptive to breeding, Crowe was able to use sperm collected from a male crane to artificially inseminate Walnut without the need for physical restraint

They had 8 chicks together.

[–] HootinNHollerin 62 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bro better have gotten ‘Exceeds Expectations’ on his performance review

[–] flicker 28 points 1 week ago

Can you imagine if she had rejected him? She could've killed him!

[–] FuglyDuck 7 points 1 week ago

I wonder if he had another partner. And if they were jealous.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At 42 years old, Walnut was considered geriatric for her species. She far surpassed the median life expectancy for white-naped cranes in human care, which is 15 years.

[–] DrownedRats 67 points 1 week ago (4 children)

She lived almost 3 times the average life expectancy for her species!?! That's genuinely insane! Imagine a human living to 180 years old!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

Single women live longest

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This happens quite often with animals in captivity. Nature is dangerous (and health care is important!)

[–] KazuyaDarklight 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

15 seems to be the captivity average though, not natural average.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fair point, I was just speaking generally, and that she actually lived way longer than most of her species since most aren't in captivity

[–] flicker 4 points 1 week ago

White napped crane life expectancy in the wild is unknown.

So it sounds like you didn't know that, either.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately there are many counterexamples, large animals that live long in the wild tend to have shorter lives in zoos, like elephants, hippos, and monkeys.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

The secret is murdering your spouses?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

(Avg life expectancy of humans without tech is prob 20, but humans could live to 100+ thousands of years ago, nothing changed, we just systemically eliminated the factors in our environments that cause non-old age death (with cancer, neurological, and cardiovascular problems remaining the last lines), eg food quality, vaccines & healthcare overall, killing & sterilising every other ecosystem around us, you know, the usual)