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"It doesn’t make sense for chocolate bars to be divided into equal-sized chunks when there is so much inequality in the chocolate industry! The unequally-sized chunks of our 6.35 oz bars are a palatable way of reminding Choco Fans and Serious Friends that the profits in the chocolate industry are unequally divided.

And in case you haven’t noticed, the bottom of our bars depicts the West African coastline. The chunks just above it represent the Gulf of Guinea. From left to right, you have Côte d'Ivoire, Ghana, Togo and Benin (terribly politically incorrect, we know, but we had to combine them to create enough space for a hazelnut), Nigeria and part of Cameroon."

From https://us.tonyschocolonely.com/pages/faqs

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[–] LengAwaits 101 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (10 children)

Too bad about all the lead in them. They're not as bad as some brands, though.

[–] SmoothOperator 51 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

An ounce of their Dark Chocolate has 134% of the California MADL dose of 0.5 micrograms of lead, for those wondering about details.

[–] thisNotMyName 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

An ounce is about 29 grams in non-freedom units, for those wondering

[–] Agent641 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've bought drugs before, I know how many grams in an ounce

[–] Buddahriffic 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I've bought enough drugs to know it's 28g.

[–] whocares314 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

micrograms, which is 1/1000 of a milligram. No amount of lead is considered safe, but you would need to eat allllottttttt of this chocolate before it would get to a level that, for example, a doctor would be concerned about. Ars Technica has a good write up about the CR report

Not that I’m trying to shill for Big Chocolate. When I saw the report, I definitely made a conscious effort to cut back to once a month or less.

[–] SmoothOperator 3 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, sorry, I've corrected my comment to micrograms.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Am I blind or can I not find the claim about 134% on the linked page?
Searched for "Tony" there.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's the first one in the high in lead section

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Duh. The page looked on my phone like the article already ended and didnt bother to scroll further down >_>
Forget everything I asked :P

[–] FatTony 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well, I'm here now. What do you want?

[–] Jazsta 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I saw it on there among 20+ other chocolate bars.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Nvmd me. Didnt scroll far enough on the phone to see. Looked like the article was done already

[–] a_postmodern_hat 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have half a block of this in the pantry. Thank you. Fuck me.

[–] SmoothOperator 12 points 2 months ago

You can eat it just fine, just don't eat it regularly for a long time.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

if I die by eating dark chocolate, at least I'll die happy

[–] Shapillon 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Except it's the kind of poison that takes decades to kill you. And it's bad for braincells too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

oh so it's just like alcohol then, that hasn't stopped many people before unfortunately

[–] Shapillon -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But alcohol is paychoactive and addictive. Lead is non of those things.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Paychoactive and addictive?

Have you been buying your chocolate from the dispensary again?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ooops

no I meant just the addictive part

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ha, fair enough, still not sure alcohol and chocolate are comparable in terms of addiction, but mostly poking fun, don't worry about it..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

obviously not but chocolate is also addictive to some extent

[–] Shapillon 1 points 2 months ago

I looked at the definition of addiction and it could fit.

[–] Buddahriffic 4 points 2 months ago

The kind of brain damage that makes conservatism look good even if you are making below the average salary.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

If it's good enough to collapse the Roman Empire, it's good enough to collapse the American Empire!

[–] univers3man 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] LengAwaits 15 points 2 months ago

I know, right? It really sucks. They're honestly one of the tastier bars I'd had. I've taken a bit of a step back from chocolate in general, these days. I probably got enough lead exposure as a kid... no need to add any more than is absolutely unavoidable.

[–] Emerald 7 points 2 months ago

The lead and cadmium are in there on purpose, to enhance taste. Have you ever had chocolate without lead and cadmium? It tastes nasty

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Lol, that's per ounce too.

[–] rsuri 5 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure if OP was intended as an ad or not, but I think we should have an informal rule that if a top post is about a product, we should all upvote the comment that has the worst fact about that product. It's the only way to be sure.

[–] FireWire400 3 points 2 months ago

It's a good thing I don't like dark chocolate then

[–] Jazsta 2 points 2 months ago

Wow I had no idea, thanks for sharing the source.