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[–] [email protected] 228 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I'm going to bet fox.

Those mofos sound like someone is murdering a 13 yr old girl.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 71 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Rabbits sound fucked too...

Coyotes too occasionally...

Or wanton murder. Someone has to be a statistic lol.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rabbits sounds like screaming babies! Nearly had a heart attack when one got stuck in the spokes of a decorative antique bicycle in the garden and the neighbour's cat was swatting at it. My mom was out there crying, trying to pull it out.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Must awaken something deep in the mammal brain. There was a video of a wildlife cam where a hawk or something grabbed a rabbit which started screaming, and a deer came running and absolutely stomped the life out of the bird.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Thank you for sharing, I had not seen that. Fucking hell. Nature is scary.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

There really isn't that big of a difference between our brains! Well, apart from them all dying in agony without any real understanding of what it means to die. Like a trillion babies mauling each other to death every hour. Sweet dreams and be happy we are human!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Dude. rabbits!

Did not know the horror until family visited and their dog caught one and was playing with it. So terrifying!

[–] NegativeLookBehind 4 points 1 month ago

I’ve heard coyotes while trail running through the woods. That sound will definitely make you fucking run faster.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

As far as I know they go by pipiripipi pipiripipi ahu ahu ahuuu

[–] psycho_driver 6 points 1 month ago

I heard they go hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

[–] blazeknave 3 points 1 month ago

What does the fox say?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I live in a small city but fairly close to the edge of wooded hills. All sorts of critters venture down around my house. One day, a fox was running around, maybe 50 yards away. It looks at me, runs away a bit, stops and looks back, does it again. I’m on my front porch, near my door. It turns to face me and we lock eyes. Staring contest. We’re having a moment. Suddenly it barks, a gritty high pitched chirp. Felt like an ice cube slid up my butthole.

[–] Wooki 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You ain't heard shit until you've been camping around koalas alone. It's not okay.

Not quite as long as they get but its women screams:

https://youtu.be/0cPg7_nyoBc

Mating call is satanic:

https://youtu.be/PlxnXMWO-jk

[–] Sylvartas 10 points 1 month ago

I'm going for the timeless classic : a cat in heat. In my experience they produce a wide variety of "kid getting murdered" sounds

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

They are the ghost of a murdered 13 year old girl.

[–] GraniteM 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I describe fox noises as sounding like a combination of shock and pain, like someone getting unexpectedly stabbed in the back with a fondue fork at what was up until then a nice party.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Lmfao that's hilarious

[–] OhmsLawn 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They regularly use them as a sound effect in murder mysteries.

Midsummer Murders, in particular, used the fox cry so often that I had to look up what the hell it was

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Huh that's really interesting. I didn't know that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah we have a bunch in our neighborhood and when they start going off it's terrifying.