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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I don't remember being interviewed.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's because you're a dumbass. Happy now?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

You know what? Yes, yes I am!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's because huffing paint while listening to Theo Vonn podcasts has a tendency to cause amnesia.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do you know what I do on my weekends?

[–] Acters 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You at least know there's a weekend

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It's easy when every day's a weekend!