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Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do you know what I do on my weekends?

[–] Acters 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You at least know there's a weekend

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It's easy when every day's a weekend!