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[–] PugJesus 41 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Explanation: Caesar, at the age of 32, was still a relative no-one, a minor Roman politician from a well-established family, and mourned this fact, weeping at a statue of Alexander because he felt that, at 32, he had achieved nothing, while Alexander, by 32, had performed massive and glorious deeds.

Your life isn't over at 32. You got a long road ahead of you.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 hours ago

Your life isn't over at 32. You got a long road ahead of you.

Tell that to J.H. Christ, from Nazareth.

[–] ohwhatfollyisman 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

let's not forget that Alex was a favoured son of a great king himself. one could argue that the pedestal he'd been given allowed him to "succeed" faster.

that should give some perspective on Xander's achievements, great as they are, even if it should not take away from them.

[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 6 hours ago

that should give some perspective on Xander's achievements, great as they are, even if it should not take away from them.

Buffy, on the other hand..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

Unless you die at the age of 32.

[–] ccunning 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] PugJesus 34 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Antoninus Pius didn't become successor to the position of Emperor until he was 52. Genghis Khan didn't embark on his first major conquests until he was 48. You got time to become the most powerful man in the world.

[–] ccunning 14 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Sounds like a lot of work.

I may have a motivation problem; not an age problem 🤔

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago

Well you're probably related to Khan so get out there n make great²⁰granpa proud

[–] PugJesus 25 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried being born into power? I'm told that works wonders

[–] ccunning 5 points 9 hours ago

I think I’ll just have another donut instead…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ccunning 3 points 7 hours ago

I guess this was not a Sneakers reference.