Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If 8 billion people hold hands and every person would take up 1.3m, the line would go around the equator 250 times. About 6 billion would drown.

[–] T00l_shed 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Solving climate change.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if all the billionaires and 1% top polluters are the ones who die

[–] T00l_shed 1 points 1 month ago

I wish.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True. Still: how much would the sea level rise?

[–] T00l_shed 1 points 1 month ago

Less than the icecaps melting.