Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If every human held hands around the equator, it would make a very long line.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

If 8 billion people hold hands and every person would take up 1.3m, the line would go around the equator 250 times. About 6 billion would drown.

[–] T00l_shed 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Solving climate change.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only if all the billionaires and 1% top polluters are the ones who die

[–] T00l_shed 1 points 2 months ago

I wish.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

True. Still: how much would the sea level rise?

[–] T00l_shed 1 points 2 months ago

Less than the icecaps melting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No, a line is when there are people waiting in front of you, not when they're beside you holding your hand.