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Java Was The Future (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Holy shit! Can that be any more drawn out and boring?

[–] Blue_Morpho 78 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's java. Extremely drawn out method names is it's calling card.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One might even say it's an ExtremelyDrawnOutMethodNamesFactoryImpl

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

... BeanAbstractBeanFactory

[–] Valmond 10 points 1 month ago

And slow startup times.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Lol. Two things can both be bad.

[–] Blue_Morpho 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm unfamiliar with Mac programming but that looks normal. Do those function calls become absurdly long when used?

Here's one I found on Google from the jdk:

InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonPainter

Yes that's not a typo, internalframe is repeated.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I mean, it’s dumb but I know what it is. It’s the painter for the internal frame’s title pane maximize button, which is in the internal frames title, which is in the internal frame.

It’s essentially a dumb way of writing: InternalFrame.Title.MaximizeButton.Painter

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