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[–] TrueStoryBob 29 points 4 months ago (6 children)
[–] Flying_Hellfish 7 points 4 months ago

Salsa is a spicy smoothie

[–] MirthfulAlembic 5 points 4 months ago

I've never had a fruit salad with the consistency of salsa, but I see where you're coming from. They are very close relatives.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Pico de gallo maybe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

New York City?!

[–] Alexstarfire 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah, this is just objectively wrong. Even if you think of tomato as a fruit, what else is a fruit in typical salsa? Nothing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not a staple where I'm from, but aren't there japalenos in there? Bell peppers ?

[–] Alexstarfire 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Awww shit. I dun fucked up. Apparently all peppers are fruits, botanically speaking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Vegetables" are not A Thing. The word just means a part of a plant we eat as a savoury dish. Some are seeds (like peas), or pods with the seeds still inside (green beans), or leaves (spinach, chard), roots or kinda-roots (carrots, garlic, beets), or (baby) flowers (cauliFLOWER, broccoli, Brussels sprouts - all from the same recent cabbage ancestor), lots are fruit (pumpkin, zucchini, cucumber, peppers, tomatoes). I found it fascinating when I planted my first garden 5 years ago, knowing squat about nature. Veggies are just plants where your pick the good part.

[–] Vandals_handle 0 points 4 months ago

How are you defining a savoury? As a taste like sweet, salty, savoury, etc? Plenty of sweet (and salty, bitter and sour) dishes made with vegetables.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not salad, salad is something you can "toss" in a jumble, like popcorn or some kinds of hash browns.

Salsa is generally more thoroughly mixed than that, so smoothie or maybe soup.

[–] TrueStoryBob 2 points 4 months ago

Hash browns are salad, confirmed.