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Donald Trump suggests Kamala Harris suddenly 'became a Black person' (www.abc.net.au)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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(the detail is that he's talking about how she self-identifies rather than her appearance itself, but that would ruin a perfectly good nottheonion moment)

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[–] citrusface 46 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I suggest he shits his pants on stage

[–] Mango 11 points 5 months ago

Again? Aren't you tired of that by now?

[–] FuglyDuck 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You know that stupid flat grin he makes. It’s the same same infants make when they fill their diapers with the inevitable consequence of being fed.

He totally shits himself live and on camera and it's a miracle the hot mics haven’t caught it yet

[–] citrusface 0 points 5 months ago

Incredible comparison - hahahaha.

[–] over_clox 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You spelled request wrong

[–] proper 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

that’s the thing, you don’t even have to ask him

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Donald Trump suddenly becomes brown

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hasn't he been a shit for quite a while? And orange, rather than brown?

[–] Lost_My_Mind 2 points 5 months ago

God damnit, you leave Cleveland out of this....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

May he live long enough to become the thing he hates

[–] Lost_My_Mind 3 points 5 months ago

An educated person?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Anyone else?

[–] over_clox 0 points 5 months ago

Oh 💩

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Given his history of hard drug use, he probably did...

[–] Badeendje 1 points 5 months ago

Does verbal diarrhea count?