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[–] mPony 132 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Next thing you know, Musky will order staff to create entirely false tweets on official accounts and lock the accounts so the false tweets can't be deleted. He will burn that entire company to the ground to get TFG back in.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago (2 children)

At this point I'm convinced that Musk fully intends on world domination. The man is psychotic, he subscribes to the idea that we all live in a simulation and further that he's the only real player.

Him and Thiel are literally the people that all of the conservative NWO conspiracies worried about and somehow the conservatives are lining up to suck their dicks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Because there's only thing worse than a new world order, and that's not being at the top of the new world order

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I hope some crackhead with the same beliefs as Musk who is just poor fucken shanks Musk, preferably with a triangle bayonet.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] JackiesFridge 48 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The Former Guy. He was in Home Alone, starred in some reality show and sold steaks for a while.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The weird guy with the really ill fitting suit?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The rapey guy who grabs women by the pussy?

[–] JackiesFridge 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah he tried getting into business but when that didn't work out he started yelling at clouds.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] GladiusB 7 points 3 months ago

With small hands even

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I always read it as THAT fuckin' guy...

[–] JackiesFridge 5 points 3 months ago

Same, but I always read it in Nandor's voice from What We Do in the Shadows

[–] nickiwest 11 points 3 months ago

The convicted felon?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] billwashere 11 points 3 months ago

The couch fuckers boss.

[–] AnthropomorphicCat 19 points 3 months ago

Thank Fod is Griday

[–] AngryCommieKender 17 points 3 months ago

TFG? The fucking ghoul?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Which, if that worked, would be a spendy but powerful play for turning the US into a one party autocracy.

Benefits (for musk): He doesn't need to manipulate elections anymore

Hazards: He now needs to manipulate the new regime.

Also the one party autocracy is not popular and depends on fascist rhetoric, eventually a war to keep the social unrest manageable. That doesn't work long term, and Musk is a clear collaborator