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Remember that Beyonce song about the guy who cheated on her, but it's cool because she wasn't that into him and the other guy she's been seeing is on his way over to replace him?
Sometimes everybody sucks at being in a relationship.
I really hope songs like this die out.
Kinda like how millennials killed Boomer Humor and the "I hate my wife" jokes, GenZ should kill songs about being a POS.
Shaggy with his "It Wasn't Me" bullshit always rubbed me the wrong way. "My girl caught me fucking another woman." Gaslight that bitch. "She was staring at me balls-deep in our neighbor on the floor of our bathroom." Gaslight that bitch. "No, really, she was standing there watching us both, buck-ass naked. She never took her eyes off me. She knows what I look like. She knows our neighbor lady. I can't believe I forgot that she has a key to my place, and she just walked in on us mid-coitus in the shower. I'm telling you, she's not a fucking moron." Gaslight that bitch.