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[–] Jakdracula 40 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Always feels weird to me that Yanks call weiners hot dogs even though the whole thing with the bun is a hot dog. Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Oh we definitely don't do that. That would be super crazy.  ⁠•⁠ _⁠ •⁠ 

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Wait till this guy learns about Hamburger Helper

[–] simplejack 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

We call minced meat (“ground beef” in the Americas) a hamburger, burger, or burger patty when it’s shaped into a flat circle.

It’s not uncommon for us to call a circle of ground beef a “burger” even if it’s sans-bun.

[–] jagungal 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Worse still is the pronunciation of "bologna". How. Just how. None of you seppos have the right to tell me about how I pronounce "herbs" or "pecans". Then again, our pronunciation of "lieutenant" is messed up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Bo lo na

The g is silent, obviously. Have some culture.

[–] AngryCommieKender 10 points 5 months ago
[–] bitwaba 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The "g" isn't silent. the "gn" in Italian (and French) is pronounced like a "n" with a tilde (~, e.g "ñ") in Spanish.

  • bologna = bo lo nya
  • gnocchi = nyo ki
  • cognac = co nyak
  • jalapeño = ha la pe nyo
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Stop making up fake languages, we know you all speak The President's Speech at home

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Septic tank. Rhymes with Yank.

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

British rhyming slang, or Australian?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] jagungal 2 points 5 months ago
[–] Resol 2 points 5 months ago

I've always called them old sos myself (because sausAGE, amirite?)

Wow, my jokes are terrible.

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet 7 points 5 months ago

They're actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don't carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jakdracula 4 points 5 months ago

The best kind of correct!