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[–] [email protected] 80 points 5 months ago (7 children)

So they admit there are predatory Muppets.

[–] Dasnap 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I reacted the same when I found out that Teletubbies are actually babies, implying that there are mature, adult Teletubbies that we don't see.

[–] FooBarrington 16 points 5 months ago

I believe the proper name is "Teletuborians"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cookie monster is definitely a predator.

[–] samus12345 22 points 5 months ago

It used to be more obvious than it is now.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Look at Animal.

They keep him drugged up, and he's still barely controlled. Without the darts every 3 hours, he'd tear everyone else to shreds just to feed the hunger within him.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen 7 points 5 months ago

The puppeteer was cleared. Elmo is a serial molester though.

[–] AngryCommieKender 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Well the Count is a vampire.....

[–] PunnyName 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The world, too...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

One second has passed, ah ah ah.
Two seconds have passed, ah ah ah.

[–] TSG_Asmodeus 4 points 5 months ago

The world, too…

Set to drai-ii-aaa-ii-aaa-aaa-in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Time will now resume!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Predators have forward-facing eyes.

Muppets have forward-facing eyes.

The science is clear.