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[–] [email protected] 96 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Nobody's stupid enough to connect their AI to their database. At least, I hope that's the case...

[–] [email protected] 73 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't have links anymore, but few months ago I came across some startup trying to sell AI that watches your production environment and automatically optimizes queries for you.

It is just a matter of time until we see first AI induced large data loss.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Omg lol

'Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.'

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just add AND 1=2 to any query for incredible performance gains

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Just tried this.

So fast!

This guy's AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nobody's stupid enough to

Every sentence that begins this way is wrong.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Nobody's stupid enough to

Every sentence that begins this way is wrong.

Nobody is stupid enough to belive that every sentence that begings with "Nobody's stupid enough" is automatically wrong

Im high

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Joke's on you - I am that stupid.

[–] Passerby6497 5 points 5 months ago

If you build an idiot proof contraption, the universe will just create a better idiot.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'd practically guarantee there's a nonzero amount of suits out there who think it'd be a fantastic idea, and have at the very least tried to make it happen, and that it's only a matter of time before one of them talks somebody into it if they haven't already

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There are people who are less intelligent than bears.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

There's a real challenge for designers of trash bins in parks in at least North America. The overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest people is pretty big.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

My comment was a joke but I am fairly certain someone is going to so that anyway

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

But copilot suggested it and it obviously knows what it's doing! If I couldn't trust literally everything it spat out it wouldn't be sold by Microsoft for really obvious liability reasons!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I want to try it but don't want to risk a corporation exploiting corrupt systems to sue me