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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Omg lol

'Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.'

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just add AND 1=2 to any query for incredible performance gains

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Just tried this.

So fast!

This guy's AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!