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[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if you meant Jaz and had a typo or the canonical star wars musical genres that somehow actually exists called jizz.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago (3 children)

If you've seen the original first movie(ep4) when they go into the bar and meet Solo for the first time. There's an alien band playing space jazz, canonically that space jazz is named jizz.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Further funnies:

The alien playing the weird saxophone?

Their species?

Yeah it's called 'bith'

There is a Bith playing Jizz at the Star Wars Cantina.

[–] CodexArcanum 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The cantina band is Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, but apparently Max Rebo is the true jizz-wailer (as they're canonically called).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Hehe

Fingering Dan and the Module Nudes.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

My Dune, My Jizz, My Arrakis

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

The Clone Wars movie also had a bar where the band was playing a bit schmaltzy. Schmaltzy Jizz.