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[–] PugJesus 72 points 4 months ago (3 children)

"I'm in charge here."

"Oh, fuck, you are? Let me check my chain of command- damn. Yep, says right here. I'll go back to my barracks now and wait to be arrested."

Peak noncredibility, I love how weird the world is some days.

[–] NOT_RICK 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

I still have no idea what actually happened in that. I was convinced he was acting the whole thing out at Putin's request, but then he was killed a week later. IMO, that was the weirdest news story ever.

[–] Agent641 16 points 4 months ago

"Im sorry but we aren't accepting applications for the position of President at this time."

"Oh, okay. Can I leave my resume?"

"No."

"Oh. Okay."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This was almost certainly staged by the president to boost his popularity

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Same thought crossed my mind but what bothers me the most was that Zuniga's neck gaiter makes it look like he has no neck, from that angle. It makes him look like his face is retracting, like a turtle. Why would he lose his job and look like a limp turtle's noodle, just to help out President Arce?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The fact that Zúñiga claims, it was a ploy by the president to gain popularity, leads me to believe, that it wasn't.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

This is the sauce! Thank you!