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[–] DrDominate 139 points 6 months ago (3 children)

You wear a tinfoil cap to keep the radio waves from controlling your brain.

I wear a tinfoil cap to keep my brain's waves from interfering with nearby electronics.

We are not the same.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wear my tinfoil cap to keep people from socializing with me.

We are not the same.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's what Larry did on Curb!

His hat pushed society away and he loved it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It's the same picture

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So that's how I stop the fridge from reciting random frog facts!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do you really want it to stop though?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

It's my job!
Did you know that pumpkin toadlets are so tiny that they can't land correctly when they jump?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes! Did you know that they can't hear their own mating calls?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Finally found a brother who gets it