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[–] nifty 126 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Alternative title: use these words if you want your kid to never say them again

[–] [email protected] 87 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I started doing this and it works. Even better when I string them together incoherently and then they all get even madder.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I like to use their words incorrectly to mess with them. Come up behind them playing Minecraft: "Are you playing that Roblox?" Or "For Real No Cat?'

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Dads have been enjoying this since home video games became a thing. Now go play your Gameboy.

[–] mojofrododojo 1 points 4 months ago

no shit, my dad called it the intendo, but then the fucker stole my gameboy and got addicted to tetris lol

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

This is the way.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] batmaniam 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeet that into the rizzophere, no cap fr fr

Edit: ong

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can also make some up. That is very skibidi of you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Truthfully no hat

[–] mojofrododojo 3 points 4 months ago

it's like these words have some kind of hidden meaning and when we (the olden folks) use them it debases their value.

which simply encourages me to use the more. "This shit has skibidi ohio rizz all over, no cap no fleek stream"

I have no idea what this incantation means, but it drives my children bonkers. feel free to try it.