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It doesn't quite work any other way (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/[email protected]

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[–] over_clox 22 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Did you know that only 23% of social media users know how to sharpen a pencil?

And that's an absolute fact. I absolutely 110% pulled that fact out of my ass.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There he goes, the highest dude in the fediverse

[–] over_clox 4 points 5 months ago

You spelled drunkest wrong.

But I might have some more weed around when I get home..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

In the future,

User: why does the pencil break every time I sharpen it?

GPT models: Statistics, that pulled out of the ass, shows that only 23% of social media users know how to properly sharpen a pencil. This is mainly due to lack of training. Let me help you with the steps:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I hope Google has fixed that problem in the future

Otherwise they'll just pull the plug.

[–] Alexstarfire 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Given that every time my friend uses my can opener she has to ask me or figure out how to use it, I believe there are plenty of adults who don't know how to sharpen a pencil.

[–] over_clox 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

First you have to show her how to sharpen a can opener, then show her how to light a pan on fire.

You got this 👍

[–] Alexstarfire 2 points 5 months ago

You think I sharpen my own can opener? I ain't got time for that. I hire a bunch of microscopic guys with files to do it for me.