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[–] eatCasserole 77 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We can't even measure calories accurately, never mind predicting how much your specific body will actually absorb. Maybe we could be more accurate with vitamins and stuff, but I dunno.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The only way to get an accurate reading on calorie count is to burn it. 1 kilocalorie (nutritional calorie) can increase the temperature of 1kg of water by 1 C°

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago (2 children)

But burning isn't how your body utilizes the calories. Some things burn just fine yet are entirely useless as a (human) food source, like wood. This complicates things.

For instance, we still don't know if our bodies can actually use ethanol (drinking alcohol) as a fuel source. Is that vodka shot adding to your daily calorie intake?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Vodka’s back on the menu, boys!

[–] TexasDrunk 13 points 5 months ago

It was off the menu?

[–] StaticFalconar 1 points 5 months ago

Even more reason there is plenty of science to be discovered. Until then, the rough estimate we have is still proven to work (calories consumed minus calories burned).

[–] gibmiser 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Sure, but that is measuring calorie content, not what your body can absorb

[–] eatCasserole 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Exactly, which makes the whole endeavour more of a guessing game than a science.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I think using trial and error to see what works for your body is a pretty scientific approach

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean there’s no way that they’re gonna be able to do metrics for every person since every person is built differently so there has to be a common standard. Or you you saying that certain types of calories are burned the same way for all people?

[–] gibmiser 3 points 5 months ago

I'm just saying it's not that simple.

[–] FluorideMind 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What? Calorie is a perfectly accurate method of measurement. Just because your body might absorb more or less than the next person doesn't change the amount of calories in a food.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Measuring calories in food is not accurate. Measuring calories by burning fuel is, but that's not how we use food.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Not to mention, even if you can accurately measure calories in a specific serving, companies produce thousands and thousands of servings per day. They can't accurately measure all of them. And ironically, the more 'natural' the food is, the less accurately they can measure the nutritional value: protein paste is going to be a lot more predictable than pasture-raised chickens.